I enjoy old humor and in these times we must not lose our sense of humor so here are some quotes from one of my favorites, W.C. Fields:
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Hopefully these made you smile.
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