An old First Sergeant enters the latrine, goes up to the first urinal and proceeds to take care of business when a First Lieutenant enters and proceeds to the second urinal. The First Sergeant finishes, does up his trousers, and heads toward the exit.
"First Sergeant," calls the Lt.
The 1st Sgt's shoulders tighten and a grimace deepens his expression as he executes a perfect about face.
"Yes,...sir?"
"At the Military Academy we were taught to wash our hands after using the latrine."
A gleam of contempt and humor appears in the 1st Sgt's eyes.
"At the NCO Academy we were taught to not pee on our hands,...sir."
The 1st Sgt then executed another perfect about face and exited the latrine.
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